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America's Goofiest Patents!!!

Written by Skywalkeer on 8:37 AM

Totally Absurd Inventions
Fish 'n Flush!

Goldfish die and then what happens next? You flush them down the toilet! But that's not what the Fish 'n Flush is all about my friend, oh no. The Fish 'n Flush is a toilet aquarium kit that turns your toilet into a facsimile of the Great Barrier Reef, complete with colorful fish and bubbling treasure chests. Finding Nemo has never been easier. Our concern is for the poor fish and the views they have to endure.

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Sumo Tube

Blow it up. Wear it. Get towed in it. Surf in it. Roll in it. Do face plants in it. The Sumo Tube!!!

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Fanny Fan

What's the leading cause of diaper rash? Wetness! Wet baby bottoms equal rashy rashes, so our inventor came up with a baby safe Fanny Fan. It's foam sponge blades are safe and if you notice a questionable odor in the air, this little gadget even comes with a perfume dispensing function, allowing you to spritz an anti-microbial fragrance on baby's bum that will make everyone happy.

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Nose Pouch

As the inventor says, "The Nose Pouch is the best new innovation in handkerchiefs since the Dark Ages." Wow, bold indeed! This new generation of handkerchief is designed to contain your excessive nasal discharge in its handy little pouch. Okay, what then? Are you putting that thing back in your pocket now? Hey, can I borrow your pocket?

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Diaper Harness

What's the downside of pet diapers? Well, besides being very funny looking, they tend to slide off Binky's butt. The Diaper Harness keeps those tiny diapers held firmly over the place they need to be to catch what they need to catch. Also suitable for extra wiggly teeny tikes!

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Bulletproof Bed

Do you need protection from bio-chemical terrorists attacks? How about natural disasters? Kidnappers and stalkers? Or would you just feel safer sleeping in a bulletproof bed? If you answered yes to any of the aforementioned questions, you need the oh-so-versatile Quantum Sleeper. Not for the claustrophobic or light of check book, this $160,000 coffin-esque "saferoom" does not include the optional microwave, fridge or entertainment center.

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Bird Aquarium

Okay, so the bird really isn't up to his beak in water but it looks like he's in an aquarium. Now you can take your bird on strolls and tease the neighborhood cats!

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